Portrait of Ansem SR, a brown cartoon bull in a white tank top
MISSING · REWARD: ∞ MEMES
CASE #SR-404-MILK
Missing Persons Report

HAVE YOU
SEEN
ANSEM SR?

Last seen leaving to buy milk.

That was the last time Ansem ever saw his father.

Since then, every bull run has brought fresh rumors.

"He's in Dubai."

"He's a Bitcoin maxi now."

"He'll be back next cycle."

Outstanding child support remains unpaid.

Background File

WHO IS THE BLACK SIRE?

Long before there was The Black Bull...

...there was The Black Sire.

Legend says he disappeared after telling everyone he was "just grabbing some milk."

Years passed. Markets pumped. Markets dumped.

Still no sign.

Today thousands continue searching for the man responsible for one of crypto's greatest unsolved mysteries.

We call him... The Black Sire.

Live Ticker

$ANSEM SR · LIVE CHART

Last Price
$0.026073
24h Movement
19.98%
Tick #0Data source: rumors & hopium
Ansem SR lying in the grass next to a jug of milk
The Mission

LOCATE ANSEM SR.

Objective

Bring him home.

Reward

Unlimited lore.

Secondary Objectives
  • Spread the investigation
  • Recruit more detectives
  • Buy more milk
  • Keep searching
  • Never stop asking where dad went
Interactive Investigation

FIND ANSEM SR

Flip every card. Search every corner. He's out there somewhere... probably.

Search Attempts
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Field Report
Flip a card. He has to be here somewhere.
Evidence Locker · Bay 07

OFFICIAL CASE FILE

Contract Address
0xAnsem Sr.000000DEADBEEF000000000MISSING
Official portrait of Ansem SR
Photo Ref #A-14
MISSING

DOSSIER

#SR-404-MILK
Name
Ansem Senior
Alias
The Black Sire · Milk Man · Father Figure
Case #
#SR-404-MILK
Status
Still Missing
Last Known Location
Gas station. Buying milk. Never returned.
Occupation
Professional Disappearing Act
Known For
Abandoning family · Missing every bull run · Being spotted absolutely nowhere
Threat Level
Low. Emotional Damage: Extreme.
Favorite Phrase
"I'll be right back."
Wanted For
Child support. Creating lore. Breaking hearts.
Current Location
Unknown.
Reward
Infinite memes.
Pinned Evidence

THE CASE BOARD

Empty chair at dinner labelled Ansem SR
Dinner surveillance · seat unclaimed
The last time Ansem saw his dad
The last time Ansem saw his dad
Last seen: buying milk
Last seen: buying milk
Alleged sighting · Vegas '19
Alleged sighting · Vegas '19
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